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Conan O'brien Injured on the set while Recording the Tonight Show

2009-09-26T08:19:00.000-07:00

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Little is known yet about the stunt that went awry. Conan was taping some kind of stunt and somehow hit his head. It was bad enough that he could not finish taping the show and had to be transported to the hospital for medical treatment.

Friday night's episode of the Tonight Show was a repeat featuring Jeremy Piven.

But don't worry, it looks like the redheaded funnyman is alright. From the hospital he released a statement that said, “Last thing I remember I was enjoying the play with Mrs. Lincoln and the next thing I knew I was in bed being served cookies and juice.”

Pee Wee Herman, aka Paul Reubens, On the Jay Leno Show

2009-09-23T10:11:00.000-07:00

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Mecca lecca hi, mecca hiney ho! Wish? Did somebody say wish???!!! I admit, it was me who wished to magically transport back to the days when i could watch pee wee's playhouse. Oh how i love me some pee wee's playhouse. Say what you want about that strange little man, he was original. I don't even care how many times he gets caught spanking jambi in a dark movie theater, i'll always love pee wee.

Alright, enough waxing nostalgic. Pee Wee Herman, aka Paul Reubens was back last night on the Jay Leno Show. It was such an odd pairing - Jay and Pee Wee. In typical Jay fashion he asked some questions or something. Actually, i can't remember anything Jay said because he's so goddamn boring. Anyways, turns out pee wee has rewritten Pee wee's Playhouse as a PLAY. Weird. I'm not sure i'm going with this, and i really don't have a point other than watching the clip made me remember just how much I liked Pee Wee's Playhouse, and the movies Big Top Pee Wee, and Pee Wee's Big Adventure. Maybe it was just the herb. Eh...I dunno, but it still cracks me up.

Here's Pee Wee and Jay from last night.

And last but not least....The Pee Wee Herman Soundboard!

Occam's Razor in reference to the Latest White House Information Leak

2009-09-22T10:27:00.000-07:00

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Many people are wondering what Occam's Razor is, since it's been mentioned recently regarding leaks of information within the Obama Whitehouse. So if you're not familiar with term, you may be wondering just what it means.

Occam's Razor, also known as Ockham's razor, is a principle that was first issued by William of Ockham, a famous logician in the 14th century. He stated that:

"entities should not be multiplied unnecessarily" or, popularly applied, "when you have two competing theories that make exactly the same predictions, the simpler one is the better."

In Latin, the term for this is lex parsimoniae. And in it's simplest form, it can be taken to means that the simplest explanation of something is the more likely explanation.

There was a recent Politico Story that was discussing all the possible sources of the leak from within the whitehouse. And in it, they stated that:

The simplest theory — and one most administration officials Monday were endorsing — is that a military or civilian Pentagon official who supports McChrystal's policy put it out in an attempt to pressure Obama to follow McChrystal's suggestion and increase troop levels in Afghanistan.

But not everyone in Washington is a believer in Occam's razor, so all manner of other theories flourished.

So who did it? Stay tuned to find out!

Video of President Barrack Obama on the Late Night Show with David Letterman

2009-09-22T10:12:00.000-07:00

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Video of President Barrack Obama on the Late Night Show with David Letterman

Ahhh....5 talk shows on Sunday, and la pièce de résistance...His appearance on the Late Night with David Letterman!!!! I suspect Letterman must have had an instantaneous obamagasm during this segment, ass kissing shill that he is.

In case you're one of the few people that haven't seen this video, here it is. Barrack Obama on Letterman's show pimping his health care boondoggle. Just remember, it's not a tax, it's a fee!

Whoopi slams Kate Gosselin over custody on the View

2009-09-21T09:26:00.000-07:00

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Whoopi Goldberg and Kate Gosselin Broach the subject of Jon Gosselin and his hiring of a babysitter that Kate wasn't familiar with, and subsequently Kate's visitation when she wasn't supposed to. Incidentally, this is the babysitter that Jon allegedly slept with. Whoopi then pushes the issue of respecting the other persons custody rights. And then in typical View fashion, it ends up sounding like a bunch of bickering women who all think their opinion is the right one. Go figure!

It wasn't really that bad now was it?

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Talk Like a Pirate Day 2009 - September 19 Talk Like a Pirate

2009-09-18T11:15:00.001-07:00

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Ahoy Me Mateys! Tis the annual International Talk Like a Pirate Day for 2009 - or ITLAPD for those scallywags too lazy to read big words. Founded by the infamous "Cap'n Slappy and Ol Chumbucket" the holiday aims to spread the good word of pirates young and old. Here's a brief movin' picture to get ya up to speed.

If by chance you 'need to be searchin' in yer native pirate-speak', the google has gone out of their way to accommodate your needs here: The Only Talk Like A Pirate Friendly Search Engine

But the best possible way to spend International Pirate Day is by swillin grog and practicin' yer mad Pirate Lingo skills on the beautys, and hopin' get some beauty booty in order to get the barnacles scraped off your rudder! ARRR! Don't forget though to bring cash. Today's wenches are pricey, and it's illegal to haul them off over your shoulder. :(

Here are a few Pirate speak Phrases that you'll be needin' to incorporate into your day.

"Ahoy me beauties!" - Why hello there lovely ladies!

"Ahoy, me hearties!" - Sup' dudes

"Dogs ahoy!" - Also see scurvy dogs

"Shiver me timbers!" - Like saying "Oh My!" like my legs are shaking

"Avast ye varmint" - Stop right there you little rodent

"Weigh anchor!" - Let's go!

"Well Blow me down!" - What? You're kidding me right?

"Savvy?" - Is that okay with you? Do you understand?

"Ahoy" - Why Hello there!

"A merry yarn" - A good story

"Where be the treasure?" - Where the hell is the treasure?

"Land Ahoy" - Look there, LAND!

"Hoist the Colors!!" - Raise the flags.

But most importantly, don't forget the universal pirate word that you can use in ANY situation. And depending upon the situation, it can mean whatever you want it to mean. So if you get in a Bind.....just let out an ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

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What the hell is Winnit - Winn It, Wininit , Wininit.exe, or Winnit.exe

2009-09-18T11:07:00.000-07:00

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Winnit.exe is a worm and backdoor trojan found on windows based computers. It's also known as W32/Rbot-AOM .

This trojan runs continuously in the background, and allows remote access through the use of IRC (Internet Relay Chat) channels.

Winn It is a new reverse auction website that you may have heard of on the Rachael Ray show.

Wininit.exe is a legitimate windows start up application that's used to control background processes in Windows Vista. It's a legitimate program that shouldn't be blocked. Also, notice the difference in spelling.

Are you in it to winnit? You're holding out until the end?

Or maybe you have a winnit. You know, a small piece of feces that clings to the hair around the anus, also known as a cling-on.

Who knows really. Definitely not I, nor the millions of other people that are searching for it today.

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Drew Carey - Beer Drinkin', Back Up Singing Big Lump of Dorky Coolness singing "Steppin Stone' With the Lon Bronson All Star Band

2009-09-16T16:20:00.000-07:00

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I have to admit, when it was announced that Drew Carey would be the replacement for the GREATEST GAME SHOW HOST IN FOREVER, I was a little apprehensive. There was NO way that anyone could ever fulfill the shoes of the man that kicked Happy Gilmore's ass - and by extension Adam Sandler! Not to mention all the poontang that Bob probably pulled off over the years. That man was a goddman LEGEND!

I liked the Drew Carey show when it was on, but i'd never call myself a huge Drew fan, and I really never could get into Who's Line is it Anyway. Although in his defense, how funny could be be as the 'roastmaster'. And, there is no denying that he had a great supporting cast on it. Anyway, i wasn't optimistic to say the least.

Then, by some modern miracle of our time, I was underemployed and got a chance to watch the first few months...err..episodes of the NEW Price is Right. I was crushed. What network retard thought that Drew Carey was a good fit for this show? Was the corporate decision made in bizzaro world and fed-ex'd to the parallel dimension known as reality? Meh. It sucked I thought.

At first, it was painful to watch. Especially the clock game. Sweet mother of Jesus that was some kind of bad. I then began to think that the network honchos were pure geniuses. Who else would have foreseen the amount of money Drew was saving them by screwing up the clock game for the contestants! I was humbled. Damn you smart network guys. Damn you to hell.

But then, as I watched it obsessively every day looking for things that Drew would screw up, I started to take a shine to him. Before I knew it, i was chanting "DREW! DREW! DREW!"at the start of the show with the rest of my trailer park friends. That damn Drew had seduced me, and i hadn't even noticed it happening. Can you Imagine the shame I felt? That's right, you CAN'T.

Now I can say that I've officially come to grips with Drew replacing Bob. I think in time, he'll make the Price is Right his own, and provide a whole new generation of white trash like myself a new hero. Good Job after all Drew.

Which brings me to this tasty little morsel. Drew Carey live in Las Vegas, singing backup and drinking beer. Drew, that's just too damn cool even if you're not a rocker. Apparently he was killing time have a few barley pop's before a show at the Improv in Vegas watching Lon Bronson's All Star Band. Now whether you like Drew or not, you can't deny that the guy always looks like he's loving life. And you can't knock him for that. Rock on with your bad self you big dorky bastard.

Jordan - Big Brother 11 season Finale winner - Jordan Wins Big Brother on tonight's season finale

2009-09-15T18:45:00.000-07:00

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Jordan wins Big Brother 11 in tonight's two hour season finale, hosted by a very pregnant Julie Chen. Note to Julie: You look terrible in a tarp. Perhaps you should have gone with a tasteful car cover instead.

Jordan and Kevin battled on the final leg of the head of household competition, and ended in a tie. A tie breaker was needed, and the question posed to them was: Including tie breaker votes, how many total votes to evict have been cast this season. The winner was Jordan with an answer of 51 to Kevin's vote of 80, ensuring Jordan a place in the final two, while leaving Natalie and Kevin nervous as schoolgirls on prom night.

The pressure was on, and things were tense as Jordan now wielded the power. The two remaining contestants on the block plead their cases. First, Natalie appeared to rehash every speech she's ever given. It went something like this-Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah we've become good friends, blah blah blah. Kevin just basically groveled, but at least it seemed earnest.

Finally, Jordan made her choice. She chose to evict Kevin! An excellent strategic move on her part, and probably the best choice she's made since the beginning of the show, as evidenced by the earlier display by the jury. It seemed to center on who was more deserving, and it looked as if Jordan wouldn't have had the votes to win against Kevin.

Much to Kevin's credit, he took his eviction like a perfect gentleman. Kudos to you Kevin for being a good sportsman.

So there it was, the 6 jury members including the recently evicted Kevin. Russell got to ask the first question, and he asked Jordan's strategy. In her typical naive fashion, Jordan rambled on, but basically wanted to stay under the radar.

Next up was the annoying tattooed white trash girl that asked Natalie her worst move. She stated it was evicting the tattooed white trash girl. I'd look up her name, but I really can't be bothered.

Next up where a couple of soft ball questions that weren't very memorable. Both contestants were asked why they should win, and both gave pretty compelling answers, although I'm of the opinion that Natalie should never have been in the final two to begin with.

The last hour was painfully slow, as we all waited to hear the results. Unfortunately, CBS was low on material and spent way too much time milking the evicted contestants for quote-worthy material. One positive note though was that no one would come to the aide of the diva formerly known as Chima.

Then Michelle and Ronnie relived Ronnie's previous meltdown where he called Michelle the worst person ever. They then kissed and made up. Or something like that. Then they questioned the tattooed white trash girl and the big dumb guy known as Jesse as to their relationship status. It looks like they're still an item! This is perfect since they're both equally annoying and make a perfect-ly annoying couple. May they never grace my TV screen again!

They asked the same question of Jordan and Jeff, and they seemed to play it a little more coolly, even though it appears that the spark is still there.

Finally, after and hour and a half longer than it needed to be, they announced JORDAN as the winner of Big Brother 11! Maybe this is proof that there is a higher power, and sometimes it pays to take the high road. See Virginia, sometimes the good guys do win. Congratulations Jordan on being one of the nicest winners of Big Brother Ever!

P.S. Too bad, so sad Natalie...you suck.

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Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum - What does it mean?

2009-09-15T08:43:00.000-07:00

Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum is latin for if you wish for peace, prepare for war. Or more concisely - Peace through strength. If you want to get all armed services, you can use the old adage, Peace through superior firepower!

This all seemingly comes about from a recent article by the Washington Post in which they talk of the way president Obama is basically "outsourcing war and peace" to Israel. While this may sound far fetched, it's not. Israel has always been a strategic pawn in America's "peacekeeping" missions in the middle east.

The article here brings up some pretty salient albeit troubling points. In it, they hint at an Israeli strike against Iran in the spring. What's troubling is the after affect of any such strike. Not so much in the grand scheme of world relations, but as to how it will hurt the average American. Remember when gas prices spiked up to insane levels not so long ago? What would you think about even higher energy costs, especially during a recession tinged with near record unemployment levels? Not a pretty picture is it?

Since i'm by no means an expert on middle east policies, i'll refrain from digging myself into a hole by criticizing Israel's actions over the years. But suffice it to say, having another rogue state in the middle east seems to be a very bad idea. Very, very bad indeed. Don't we have enough of them already or is there a specific quota that needs to be met?

However this situation ends, you can rest assured that the odds of the average American ending up better because of it are slim to none. In fact, we'll all probably end up paying for it somehow. Like everything else. Yay.

Patrick Swayze Dies of Cancer at the Age of 57

2009-09-14T18:17:00.000-07:00

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In a very sad bit of news, Patrick Wayne Swayze has lost his long battle with cancer after putting up a tremendous fight. Diagnosed in March of 2008 with pancreatic cancer, he fought long and hard before his life was cut short at the age of 57. He had remained very optimistic throughout his ordeal, at one point telling Barbara Walters that he was "kicking it".

Even though he's probably best known for his role in the movie Dirty Dancing, he also starred in a number of other hits like Ghost, 'Too Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar', Point Break, and Donnie Darko to name a few. He was nominated for a golden globe award for best actor three times - for Ghost, Dirty Dancing, and Too Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar.

He was born in Houston Texas, the son of a choreographer/dancer mother and a father that was an engineering draftsman. He was the oldest of three brothers, but also had 2 adopted stepsisters. After leaving high school, a local college and studied ballet for two years. He then moved to New York City to finish his training and attended both Harkness Ballet and Joffrey ballet schools.

In his career, he started out as a dancer, but managed to land several guest appearances on popular TV shows including M*A*S*H. His real break came when he was cast alongside C. Thomas Howell and Rob Lowe in the Outsiders, playing their older brother.

From their his popularity continued to grow until his breakout role in 1987. That of Johnny Castle in the film Dirty Dancing, appearing opposite of Jennifer Grey.

Patrick Swayze was married to his wife of 34 years Lisa Niemi in 1975. One of the few Hollywood marriages that stood the test of time. Indeed, testament to his character. Patrick Swayze, you will be sorely missed.

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The New Jay Leno Show - Tonite with Kanye West, Jerry Seinfeld, Rhianna, and Jay-Z

2009-09-14T13:25:00.000-07:00

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Well, it's finally here. The return of late night legend Jay Leno, and the NEW Jay Leno Show! I've got mixed feelings to start with. I've always admired Jay for the way he ran his version of the tonite show. Now let me add that I wasn't a fan of his version of the show, but millions of people were as evidenced by his long run at the top of the ratings. This leads me to believe that he must have been doing something right. To me at least, Jay's version was so totally different from the show that the late great Mr. Johnny Carson ran, I was never able to fully embrace Jay's tonite show.

As a side note, a younger Dave Letterman may have easily bested Jay for the number one spot, but alas it was never meant to be. Since the day that Jay took over for Johnny, Letterman's been too angry and bitter to put up much of a challenge on the ratings front. Not only that, but it seems like Dave is trying to outdo Keith Olbermann on the frothy liberal scale. It used to be that Letterman was an equal opportunity political basher. But since Obama's been in office, it's as if he's above reproach. Hell, Dave is still bashing George Bush and Sarah Palin. Perhaps he's senile, and doesn't realize that neither of them are in office any longer. But I digress, I'll leave my rant about Letterman for another day. And yes, I do think George Bush and Sarah Palin are idiots, But it's time to move on. Hear that Dave?

What should promise to be an interesting turn of events tonite is one of his guests. The retarded gay fish known as Kanye West! In case you missed it, he's now dropped so low as have to humiliate 18 year old girls while they're having their much deserved moment in the sun. Hey Kanye, you are one step from being clinically braindead. You're one of the only performers that can sing out of tune with autotune. And by sing, I don't mean sing because what you do and call art is absolute crap. I could kick my dog in the nuts and the sounds that come out of him would be more in tune and artistic than any crap that you've ever spewed. For those that haven't seen Kanye in all his attention-whoring glory the video is below.

Note to Kanye: It would be one thing to be a primadonna if you had talent.

So with that said, let's hope Jay tears him a new A@#hole!

Next Up is Jerry Seinfeld. Other than being friends with Jay, I'm not really sure why he's here. Maybe he was the first guest when Jay first took over for Johnny, i'm not sure. Or maybe it's because of the planned Seinfeld cast reunion on Larry David's Curb Your Enthusiasm, I don't know. Why Jerry is here is a mystery, but i'm not gonna complain. I like Jerry. Actually, i really love Kramer, but it's probably so politically incorrect to say that i'll have Al Sharpton knocking at my door.

And then finally, Kanye the gay retarded fish West is going to...uhhhhh...*cough* *cough* "perform"*cough* *cough*, with someone named Rhianna, and someone named Jay-Z. I'm really not too sure about who those last people are, but i do know the Rhianna chick got smacked around by her mack daddy, Chris something. I hope it's not too obvious, but i'm not a big fan of hip hop/rap/pop music. My apologies!

I do wish Jay all the best, because I think he's one of the few genuinely good people. But still, i can't seem to shake this feeling of him being like the creepy older guy that graduated several years ago who keeps showing up at all the keg parties on campus.

So tune in tonite. I know I will be, just so that I can yell at that idiot formerly known as Kanye. Good Luck JAY!

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